Don't touch my junk!

[Silverghost]

Here's an idea....next time you go to the airport, change into a bathing suit before going to security.

Might go something like this:

You may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if you're in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the airport wherever you are, just walk up to security wearing a bathing suit and say "I'm going swimming when I get there.” And get on your plane.

You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really strange and they won't let him on the plane. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're related and they won't let either of them on planes. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking up to security wearing bathing suits and getting on planes. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking up to security wearing bathing suits and and getting on planes. And friends, they may thinks it's a movement.

(my apologies to Arlo Guthrie and "Alice's Restaurant.")

 

[Mickey Richaud]

"Alice's Airport Massacree" - love it!

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Thanksgiving's next week!

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[JodyFKerr]

https://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/11/blog-...tm_medium=email

Blog calls for men to wear the kilt in the traditional fashion when passing through TSA.

 

[TR6BILL]

A 5th, for me, if you don't mind.

~~After all, I AM an Episcopalian...~~

A 5th? I though you were a wine lover?

That, too!

Not being an Oenophile, my taste in wine <span style="font-weight: bold">is</span> sold by the fifth. And I lay it on its side so the aluminum cap doesn't dry out.

 

[rustbucket]

He who goes forth with a fifth on the fourth, may not come forth on the fifth!

 

[Guest]

Well, IMO the TSA is a goon squad, out of control. I don't think the software guy was after a political statement, rather he's belling the cat. I personally don't care that some sniveling dolt in a booth sees me nekkid (at 60, outta shape and cynical, what's to be vain about?), but havin' some gubbin grope me would see me with assault charges and counter-charges. There's a limit. This "pat down" exceeds it.

The whole thing is a Right to Privacy issue in my mind. Dirty ol' Uncle.

:

Doc, I could see your point if folks weren't getting on planes with exploding undies. How else you gonna find a crotch full of explosives? It all goes with flying now. That's why I don't fly. PLus, I gets to carry <span style="font-style: italic">anything</span> I may need when I travel. :wink:


What we need is a sonic way to find harmful stuff.

 

[Guest]

You're right Doc, it's a privacy issue. You have a right to a private funeral after your plane explodes.....that's if they can find your bits.

 

[Guest]

This guy was looking for a problem from the word go.

Why else would you put your camera on record mode as you placed your belonings in the tray(s)?

And he's ~so~ proud of himself too. :smirk:


I don't know why he's complainin'.


From the looks of him, that's the only action he'll ever get....

Maybe that's the problem... :wink:

 

[vping]

I heard this last night on the drive home and nearly ran off the road and wet myself. It's all over the TV's too. Hilarious!

 

[Basil]

Shut up and eat your cheese, Basil!

 

[Stewart]

Here's an idea....next time you go to the airport, change into a bathing suit before going to security.

Might go something like this:

You may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if you're in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the airport wherever you are, just walk up to security wearing a bathing suit and say "I'm going swimming when I get there.” And get on your plane.

You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really strange and they won't let him on the plane. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're related and they won't let either of them on planes. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking up to security wearing bathing suits and getting on planes. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking up to security wearing bathing suits and and getting on planes. And friends, they may thinks it's a movement.

(my apologies to Arlo Guthrie and "Alice's Restaurant.")

Germans have done it. https://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-news...tml?autostart=1

I think if americans were to do it they would be handing out white canes and sunglasses to all the poor saps who didn't get the memo.

 

[Guest]

Germans have done it. .

That doesn't make any sense.

"I don't want you to see my body so I'll take my clothes off."

Seems like folks not worrying about the problems they are causing and just want attention; pretty pathetic.

I don't mind and I aint bashful.

Aint no scared turtles in this pond. :wink:

 

[JodyFKerr]

Aint no scared turtles in this pond. :wink:

I think that's more a matter of how cold it is. :wink:

 

[Basil]

Yeah, I know, I asked for it.