Don't mess with old folks!

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Jim was an old man.​

He was sick and in the hospital.​

There was one nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.​

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning?",
Or​

"Are we ready for a bath?",​

Or​

"Are we hungry ?"​

Old Jim had had enough of this particular nurse.​

One day, at breakfast, Old Jim took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his bed side stand.
Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.​

So you know where the juice went !
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The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
"My,it seems we are a little cloudy today. '"
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At this, Old Jim snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top,
and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time".
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The nurse fainted.
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Old Jim just smiled.

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