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jaybird
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I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Beneful at Target and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (???)
I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with bits of the dogfood and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now wrapped up in my story. She looked horrified and asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no...I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with bits of the dogfood and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now wrapped up in my story. She looked horrified and asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no...I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
