I TRIED to resist this, I REALLY did.......but it was not possible!
I was tired of my MG
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while it sat there parking
I read the paper in bed
And in the Classified columns
There was this ad I read
"If you like Pininfarinas
And driving in the rain
If you're not into Yugos
If you have half a brain
If you'd like driving at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the car that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."
I didn't think about my MG
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old MG
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a Classified ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad
"Yes I like Pininfarinas
And driving in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a track called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes
And it drove up to the place
I knew its grill in an instant
I knew the curve of its face
It was my own lovely MG
And it said, "Oh it's you."
Then I laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."
That you like Pininfarinas
Or driving in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like driving at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the MG I've looked for
Come with me and escape
I need help!!
