how much money can i give you that you might never again see your son or daughter unexpectedly pull up in the driveway?, what can i pay you to skip out on you son or daughters wedding?, for enough cash i can make that not so perfect little pup youve been attempting to mend just disappear, what banks blank check would be needed to fully erase the memory of the hugs given you and the smell of your granfather or grandmothers sweater?,oh yes! lots and lots of money available that no one need ever witness a grandchilds birth or first base hit, a kings ransome to the man who no longer requires the unexpected touch of his wifes hand.... the slight glint of her smile and the sparkle of her eyes. MONEY