Divorced Barbie

[Steve]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop, goes inside and asks the sales person, "How much
for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have:

Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and..........
Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:


"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Harley, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one of Ken's Friends.”

 

[roofman]

You got that right....

 

[Don_Neff]

Divorced Barbie - How it Happened:

One day Barbie asked Ken, "Honey, if I died would you marry another woman?"

Ken repiled, "No Sweetie, no woman could ever take your place in my life."

Barbie - "You should marry again. You're a good man who deserves to enjoy love. Would you live in our house with your new woman?"

Ken - "No, this house has the memories of our wonderful time together. I'd have to move."

Barbie - "No, you should stay here; this house is almost paid off. There is no reason why your new woman shouldn't live here with you. Would you let her use my Golf Clubs?"

Ken - "No. she's left handed."


Well, You already know the rest of the story...