t_bush
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A man is in his garage working on his MG. Having spotted an oil drip earlier he jacks up one side and crawls under the car to examine the transmission. As he is looking his foot accidentaly hits the jack, tipping it over. The car comes crashing down and pins him to the floor.
He desperatly screams for help until his wife comes running from the house.
Seeing his predicement she stops and with her hands on her hips says, "Well, well, well. Isn't this ironic? After years of neglecting me and spending all of your time with this car it turns on you and now you need my help to pull you out of there."
"No", He groans, "that's not it."
"I need you to tell me if the jack scratched the rocker panel."
He desperatly screams for help until his wife comes running from the house.
Seeing his predicement she stops and with her hands on her hips says, "Well, well, well. Isn't this ironic? After years of neglecting me and spending all of your time with this car it turns on you and now you need my help to pull you out of there."
"No", He groans, "that's not it."
"I need you to tell me if the jack scratched the rocker panel."