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Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,

Gundy said:
Just to make you feel less terrified....many years ago
a Brown Recluse spider crawled under the bed sheets in the night
and bite the crap outta me. NASTY wound. ER and surgery the next
day. Ate a hole about the size of a quarter in my thigh.
To this day I like to check out under my sheets before I go to sleep.
Welcome to my nightmares.
:devilgrin:

Oh *man*!! Now I won't sleep for a week!!! :madder:
 
I was driving on the PA Turnpike one spring day a couple of years ago; traveling in the right lane doing about 70mph.
Since it was a beautiful day I decided to open the sunroof and get some fresh air. As soon the glass started to move, a big fat spider came sliding down in my lap. I swerved into the left lane and thankfully, no-one was there.
When I think about it, I should have just kept the car in control and not worry about the alien in my car. I was lucky that day.
 
Can't even go back in time to escape the 8 legged beasts

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13134505

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Scientists say a fossilised spider from the Inner Mongolian region of China is the biggest yet found.

The female, which lived about 165 million years ago, belongs to a collection of spiders well known today - the golden orb weavers.

These creatures make webs from a very tough and distinctively golden silk.

The researchers tell the journal Biology Letters that Nephila jurassica, as they have called their specimen, would have had a leg span of some 15cm.

"She is the largest known fossil spider," said Professor Paul Selden from the University of Kansas, US.

"Her body is not the biggest, but if you add in her long legs then she's the largest," he told BBC News.

Today's Nephila species are found around the globe in tropical and sub-tropical regions.

Until this new fossil turned up in Inner Mongolia, the most ancient example from this grouping, or genus, was about 35 million years old.

So, this discovery pushes the existence of the Nephila back to the Jurassic Period, making them the longest ranging spider genus known.

No-one can say for sure how this particular arachnid met her end, but she may have succumbed to a natural catastrophe.

The spider was encased in volcanic ash at the bottom of what would have been a lake. Perhaps the ash fall from an eruption pulled her from her web and smothered her. Whatever the circumstances of the spider's end, the preservation of detail today is exquisite.

"You see not just the hairs on the legs but little things like the trichobothria which are very, very fine. They're used to detect air vibrations. There's a very distinct group of them and they're a very distinct size which is typical of this genus, Nephila," Professor Selden explained.


A modern female golden orb weaver with a small male in close attendance
Nephila females today weave some of the largest orb webs known, up to 1.5m in diameter. The great prowess of the females stands in stark contrast to the rather diminutive males of the genus. Their small form makes the females look like giants.

This disparity in size is an example of what biologists refer to as extreme sexual dimorphism.

Professor Selden and his colleagues are keen to find out whether this characteristic holds true for the ancient Nephila, too.

"The previous oldest Nephilid is a male from the Cretaceous Period found in Spain. That male is normal sized, whereas in the present day the females are giants," the Gulf-Hedberg distinguished professor of invertebrate paleontology at Kansas said.

"So, it looks like we may have this dimorphism going back this great length of time. We'd like to find a male in the deposit to confirm this. All the evidence would suggest the male would be normal size, but we haven't yet located one."
 
Already posted this a while back, but the way I discovered we had a brown recluse colony in the house was a bit disconcerting.

I'm a light sleeper, and one night I felt ~something~ on my forehead. Immediate reaction was to brush my hand across my forehead, and when I turned on the light, there was a dead brown recluse on the bed.

Called the pest control folks the next day, and they found them all over the house. In the attic, in the crawl space, the walls, and especially near any plumbing. This was well over a year ago, and we've finally gotten them under control.

I'm told they're not "aggressive", and they eat other insects; I DON'T CARE! The only good brown recluse...
 
"not aggressive"

Yeah, sure.

Stew said:
extreme sexual dimorphism

...I can relate at times...
 
In the next month or so where I'm living now if you're over 6 feet tall and go outside between twilight and dawn it's in your best interest to carry a big stick in front of you. I'm 6'2" or so and the webs can be up to five feet across. Not fun getting wrapped up when heading to the garage.
 
Only you would come up with that one. I think it's all fine you know, however I always want an instant reaction so I'll pass on that debugging device.
 
DNK said:

My reaction: "Holy Crap!" Those look like they're inside. Tell me it's a photoshop and not the real thing. Lie if you have to.
 
Ever see th' movie "Alien"?!?!

...jus' sayin'....

:devilgrin:
 
Gliderman8 said:
When I think about it, I should have just kept the car in control and not worry about the alien in my car. I was lucky that day.

Agree with you very much. Very lucky. Three days before our wedding, my wife's uncle was killed in a head on collision due to a similar situation. Two lane road and the driver coming torwards them freaked out when she rolled the window down and a bee came in her SUV. She jerked the wheel and came into his lane. 40mph zone, neither car was determined to be speeding. He was killed on impact, his wife and daughter were both severely injured. Sometimes a split second loss of control is all it takes.
 
Dear Osama Bin Laden,

<span style="font-weight: bold">Marco....</span>

Sincerely, United States :devilgrin:
 
judow said:
Woke up and my face felt warm and tight.


Same thing happened to me but it was a guy named Vinny jammin a pillow over my face screamin', "Where the freakin' MONEY !!!!!"

:jester:
 
That's a good one. I think I'll keep Mr/Ms Spider over a visit by Vinny.
 
Please guys, you need to be a little more tolerant of our eight leg cousins. I used to have a severe phobia of them, but I just decided as long as they stay off of me and leave when they wind up on me, they can go on eating the really bad insects. Somewhere near Mt Diablo, around here, there is a mating season for tarantulas and they close the park to vehicles. They nearly cover the ground for a few days. I have been wanting to visit the event for years but never hear before it happens when it is. I used to be a compulsive crusher, but I got over it and never have regretted it. I get the occasional bite from the non-lethal varieties and it is as annoying as a mosquito sting. I'm actually doing all I can do to encourage them to make their homes around the outside of the house. and considered myself quite knowledgeable of the local species. But a few years ago one appeared on my back deck that was the most unusual shape, size and characteristics I have ever seen. It was a couple of inches from tip of leg to tip of leg but the abdomen and leg shape was completely new to me. Turns out it is called a 'cat faced spider' because the abdomen has these sort of tips sticking out that give it a cat face. Wish I knew how to insert photos..
 
Outdoors they live.

Indoors they die.

Simple rules.

Plenty of 'em outdoors to propagate.
 
Doc, there is a proper and humane way to do it... HERE
 
I've been told that if you have spiders then you don't have radon. Hope that's true so I think better of them. :banana:
 
BabaKahawa said:
Dear Osama Bin Laden,

<span style="font-weight: bold">Marco....</span>

Sincerely, United States



...................... <span style="font-weight: bold">"POLO"</span>
.
Sincerely, United States
 
Baba, you're a baaad boy.

:wink: :jester:
 
...and now I'm seein' VIPERS. Two by two...

Somefin' else is up. :eeek:
 
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