Dear for breakfast?

[Basil]

This is amazing

https://www.snotr.com/video/2772

 

[JPSmit]

Kind of like a Mormon meal, "dear could you pass the salt? no not you dear, you dear, no I mean you dear, never mind."

 

[Guest]

Deer in TX are like that !!!! I knew a guy that had a ranch there.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Better table manners than many!

 

[aerog]

Oh dear, it's deer! Outstanding

 

[Gliderman8]

Based on the title of this thread, I thought you were talking about the "two-legged" dear :wink:

 

[GregW]

Boss is crafty that way. The ole bait n switch.

 

[SilentUnicorn]

I cant tell ya how much the fines would be for that around here..


m

 

[Guest]

I cant tell ya how much the fines would be for that around here..


m

yeah, but only after you wack them on the head with the skillet.

 

[DrEntropy]

In PA they'd only come around the property during hunting season... Mum would have HER gun out, to keep the hunters off her turf and away from the deer.

 

[anthony7777]

doc, those folks must be serving a late breakfast, around here the dear show up still wearing thier pajamas.

 

[DrEntropy]

Well, it IS kinda <span style="font-style: italic">warm</span> in Texas after all... I give 'em a 'pass' for showin' up au naturel.

 

[JPSmit]

Well, it IS kinda <span style="font-style: italic">warm</span> in Texas after all... I give 'em a 'pass' for showin' up au naturel.

I beg your pardon, fur coats please!

 

[Moseso]

I'm for the hunters.
I hope the people were having venison & eggs for their breakfast.

Such is the deer infestation in Minnesota that, before I gave it up altogether, I had pretty much ceased to ride my motorcycle outside the Metro at night. I don't feel <span style="font-style: italic">that much</span> more secure in the TR3, either -- though I do drive it at night outside the Metro -- VERY carefully!

 

[anthony7777]

moseso, i have herds of these four legged beasts around my house, one big gal that loves my wifes roses, every day i pop her in the butt with my pellet gun (the dear not my wife) from my office window a nonleathal method that has tought all the others to keep away mostly from the loud pop of the gun rather then from any damage to thier body, while the other dozen or so dear have learned to go around the back of our house it doesnt discourage this one at all, shes going to end up on our dinner table come this fall, in addition she has no respect for the fact that im a licensed taxidermist.

 

[texas_bugeye]

You need a paintball gun. Nail her the rear she will be laughed at by the rest of the herd and never come back.

 

[JPSmit]

she has no respect for the fact that im a licensed taxidermist.

Q: "do you want them mounted?"

A: "No, holding hands is just fine,"

What is, favourite monkey jokes for $200 Alex.

 

[70herald]

, one big gal that loves my wifes roses, every day i pop her in the butt with my pellet gun

We have a cat infestation problem. I have been having fun shooting them with a water gun. I got one of the powerful types with an air pump. A few times and they move on to the neighbors.

 

[bgbassplyr]

she has no respect for the fact that im a licensed taxidermist.

Q: "do you want them mounted?"

A: "No, holding hands is just fine,"

What is, favourite monkey jokes for $200 Alex.

:lol:

 

[JPSmit]

you're welcome