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Dear Abby

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Dear Abby:


I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again
and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my British Roadster next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my British Roadster, that I noticed that it was leaking a little oil from under the bonnet. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the British Service Center?

Thanks,

Bob
 
And just what did Abby say?
 
She said "Are you handy, or do you have unlimited income?"
 
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