Dangerous Virus

[AweMan]

Be careful... this is very dangerous..fortunately I received the shot
before
school started.



There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally
and by
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any
means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, take two good friends to the
nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

 

[mailbox]

<span style='font-size: 20pt'>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! Ive already got it. HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!</span>

 

[kyreb1862]

QUICKLY...get an infusion of W I N E or B E E R, they are the only known antidotes!

 

[Don_Neff]

I know from experience that those antidotes work.

I forgot my antidote dose one morning and accidently went to the office sober - Yep, my co-workers gave me work.

I've never made that mistake again.

Don Neff

 

[JamesWilson]

It can be the lesser of two evils... its one way to avoid the W-I-F-E.... (washes, irons, feeds, etc....)