Dangerous new strain of bacteria

[Basil]

A dangerous new strain of bacteria has been found in packs of soft butter; and it spreads easily.

 

[Gliderman8]

You can do butter.

 

[Deleted member 8987]

I thought you got sent to your room after the LAST one?

 

[PC]

That news makes my stomach churn.

 

[Basil]

That news makes my stomach churn.

That pun was margarine-ally better that the last one!

 

[Silverghost]

You guys are going to milk this one for all it's worth, aren't ewe???

 

[Gliderman8]

A dangerous new strain of bacteria has been found in packs of soft butter; and it spreads easily.

And don’t use big knives or it will be wide spread.

 

[Basil]

And don’t use big knives or it will be wide spread.

It's a good thing I started this thread so we can spread the word.