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Dang, this is an expensive watch!

1887 Illinios Model 2 grade 5 here, or at least for the last four or five days. I'll probably change to something else soon.
 
1887 Illinios Model 2 grade 5 here, or at least for the last four or five days. I'll probably change to something else soon.
Been sporting my Richard LeGrand Atlanticus Diver Automatic this week.

 
There's always that one guy with a Rolex. I swear they are the BMW owners of the watch world.
which brings me to an oldie but a goodie - told here as a lawyer joke but not how I first heard it and I didn't feel like the edits

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he whined. “You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!”, retorted the officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!” “Oh no!”, replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. “Where’s my Rolex???!!!”
 
which brings me to an oldie but a goodie - told here as a lawyer joke but not how I first heard it and I didn't feel like the edits

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he whined. “You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!”, retorted the officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!” “Oh no!”, replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. “Where’s my Rolex???!!!”
LOL! (This could have easily worked in the Groaners thread).
 
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