Hi Guest!
Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
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Pretty Please - add it to our Events forum(s) and add to the calendar! >> 
Stewart
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ARBITRATOR:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
AVOIDABLE:
What a bullfighter tried to do.
BERNADETTE:
The act of torching a mortgage.
BURGLARIZE:
What a crook sees with.
CONTROL:
A short, ugly inmate.
COUNTERFEITERS:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
ECLIPSE:
What a barber does for a living.
EYEDROPPER:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
HEROES:
What a guy in a boat does.
LEFTBANK:
What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
MISTY:
How golfers create divots.
PARADOX:
Two physicians.
PARASITES:
What you see from the top of the EiffelTower.
PHARMACIST:
A helper on the farm.
POLARIZE:
What penguins see with.
PRIMATE:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
RELIEF:
What trees do in the Spring.
RUBBERNECK:
What you do to relax your wife.
SELFISH:
What the owner of a seafood store does.
SUDAFED:
A litigation brought against a government official
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
AVOIDABLE:
What a bullfighter tried to do.
BERNADETTE:
The act of torching a mortgage.
BURGLARIZE:
What a crook sees with.
CONTROL:
A short, ugly inmate.
COUNTERFEITERS:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
ECLIPSE:
What a barber does for a living.
EYEDROPPER:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
HEROES:
What a guy in a boat does.
LEFTBANK:
What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
MISTY:
How golfers create divots.
PARADOX:
Two physicians.
PARASITES:
What you see from the top of the EiffelTower.
PHARMACIST:
A helper on the farm.
POLARIZE:
What penguins see with.
PRIMATE:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
RELIEF:
What trees do in the Spring.
RUBBERNECK:
What you do to relax your wife.
SELFISH:
What the owner of a seafood store does.
SUDAFED:
A litigation brought against a government official
