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An elderly woman is walking around in a grocery store calling for CRISCO!, OH CRISCO!, CRISCOOOOO!

A bag boy comes up to the lady and tells her the Crisco is on aisle 6A.

The elderly lady laughs and says she is trying to find her husband.

The bag boy says you call your husband Crisco?

She replies only in public. At home I call him "LARDASS"!
 
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