Crashing Lawyers

[jerrybny]

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards.

 

[lawguy]

HEY!!!

I resemble that remark!

 

[tomshobby]

James,
is that an admission? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

 

[lawguy]

I admit nothing....on the record, at least.

 

[sunkissedhealey]

Do you know the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder--and the other's a fish.

 

[Nunyas]

OOF!

*heads for the hills*

At anyrate, lawyers can be a good thing. Who else are ya gonna find to build you a winning case against McD's for making coffee too hot? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

 

[lawguy]

Our kids need to eat too....and should they happen to eat 2 lb. lobster tail and caviar...all the better.