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A young woman was pulled over for speeding through Whitehorse in the Yukon.
As the R.C.M.P. Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're are going to sell me a ticket to the R.C.M.P. Ball."
He replied, "Ma'am, the Yukon R.C.M.P. don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
I wonder if she was a blonde??? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
As the R.C.M.P. Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're are going to sell me a ticket to the R.C.M.P. Ball."
He replied, "Ma'am, the Yukon R.C.M.P. don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
I wonder if she was a blonde??? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
