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Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
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You're no longer "cool" when...
1. You find yourself listening to talk radio.
2. Your daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
3. The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
4. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
5. You criticize the kids of today for their music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath. ~~ <span style="font-style: italic"> BASIL! </span>
6. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing a beer and joining it.
7. When jogging is something you do to your memory.
8. Rocking all night means dozing off in your rocking chair.
9. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
10. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.
11. You actually ASK for your father's advice.
1. You find yourself listening to talk radio.
2. Your daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
3. The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
4. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
5. You criticize the kids of today for their music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath. ~~ <span style="font-style: italic"> BASIL! </span>
6. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing a beer and joining it.
7. When jogging is something you do to your memory.
8. Rocking all night means dozing off in your rocking chair.
9. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
10. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.
11. You actually ASK for your father's advice.
