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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up
in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds,
then it comes crashing
back down to earth. He tries this a few more times
with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen
window, muttering to
herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window
and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."
The man turns with a confused look on his face and
says, "Make up your
mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazyeyes.gif
He throws the kite up
in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds,
then it comes crashing
back down to earth. He tries this a few more times
with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen
window, muttering to
herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window
and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."
The man turns with a confused look on his face and
says, "Make up your
mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazyeyes.gif
