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Close Call...........

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I was sanding some old cypress doors for my son's house, using a belt sander. Near the end of the day, I was getting tired and let my guard down. Had the sander running in my hand when I let it get too close to my baggy shorts. You guessed it, it sucked my shorts and boxer shorts up into the belt! I first wondered if I felt pain, then looked for blood. Neither, so I unplugged the monster sander, walked into the back yard and dropped trou. I still had a weenie so I was ok. Cept the SWMBO couldn't stop laughing, her new Christmas I-phone in hand, taking pictures. Cannot post them because they would be pornographic, including my hand gesture. I was so, so lucky!

Be careful around power tools. When you are tired, quit....
 
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Just one more reason to stay clear of woodworking projects. :jester:
 
In H.S shop class we'd race 'em. We'd get two 100' extension cords and the smallest guys in class. Place a small pill of saw dust on the floor place sander on top, sit on it and pull the trigger.

Lots of fun.
 
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