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kyreb1862

Jedi Knight
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Nuke the Whales
I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
Out of my mind - Back in five minutes
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it
You can't have everything; where would you put it?
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
We are born naked, wet and hungry Then things get worse
Be nice to your kids They'll choose your nursing home
DNA: National Dyslexic Association
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Eat right Stay fit Die anyway
DARE to keep cops off donuts
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool
 
DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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PHerder said:
kyreb1862 said:
Nuke the Whales

We always stated it was "Nuke the gay baby whales!"

That way you p|$$ed off more people.

Note: The "We" in the above was my Missile Launch Crew members.

Paul
Retired USAF
Ex Titan II BMAT
https://www.titan2icbm.org/index.html


Paul,

Anyone that did that job has my utmost respect. Granted in the USAF, the fighter pilots got the glory, but from talking to a few missilers, the amount of knowledge, responsibility, and testicular fortitude to do your job (thankfully we never reached a key turn) is nothing short of amazing.


ETA: Another one liner though it relates to the Minuteman II



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