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Christmas in a Diner

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John Turney

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A guy goes into a diner on Christmas and says, "Give me an order of eggs Benedict on hubcaps."

The waitress is confused... "You want your eggs Benedict on hubcaps?"

Yeah," the guy replies, "Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise."
 
John, does Cathy know about your secret life as a comedian? That was a real groaner. Keep your day job (and your job as our webmaster at GGAHC).
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