Hi Guest!
Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
STOP!! Never post your email address in open forums. Bots can "harvest" your email! If you must share your email use a Private Message or use the 
smilie in place of the real @
Pretty Please - add it to our Events forum(s) and add to the calendar! >> 
jerrybny
Jedi Knight
Offline
A man went into a bar and said to the barman
"Pint of best please",
The barman said "That'll be 5 pence please"
The man was amazed at the cheapness and asked for the menu. He selected T-bone steak and chips,
The bar man said "That'll be 25 pence"
"Thats fantastic!" said the man, "Can I speak to the owner, I'd like to congratulate him on his prices!"
"No", the barman replied, "He's upstairs with my wife"
"Whats he doing with your wife?" asked the man.
The barman replied "The same as I am doing with his business down here!"
"Pint of best please",
The barman said "That'll be 5 pence please"
The man was amazed at the cheapness and asked for the menu. He selected T-bone steak and chips,
The bar man said "That'll be 25 pence"
"Thats fantastic!" said the man, "Can I speak to the owner, I'd like to congratulate him on his prices!"
"No", the barman replied, "He's upstairs with my wife"
"Whats he doing with your wife?" asked the man.
The barman replied "The same as I am doing with his business down here!"
