bigjones
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The scene is colonial India. Two army colonels are in the Empire Club sipping their g and t's
"I say! Did you hear about Carruthers?"
"Oh dear. What's he been up to now?"
"Well, you remember it snowed last night?"
"Yes"
"Well, appparently, Carruthers went outside and wrote his name in the snow, if you know what I mean"
"Oh well, we've all been known to do that"
"Yes, yes, but it was in Lady Windemere's handwriting!"
"I say! Did you hear about Carruthers?"
"Oh dear. What's he been up to now?"
"Well, you remember it snowed last night?"
"Yes"
"Well, appparently, Carruthers went outside and wrote his name in the snow, if you know what I mean"
"Oh well, we've all been known to do that"
"Yes, yes, but it was in Lady Windemere's handwriting!"