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Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
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Pretty Please - add it to our Events forum(s) and add to the calendar! >> 
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... this morning. Hopefully, not too rude (and apologies if they are).
OUTSIDE: Having a birthday is a lot like finding a warm spot in a swimming pool. INSIDE: It feels good as long as you don't think about it.
OUTSIDE: For you birthday I bought you a goldfish from the pet store. INSIDE: I know aquariums can be a pain, so I left the goldfish at the pet store. You can visit any time. He's the one orange one.
OUTSIDE: A little health tip for your birthday. INSIDE: I heard a banana a day is a good way to help keep your colon clean. Turns out you're supposed to eat them.
OUTSIDE: Having a birthday is a lot like finding a warm spot in a swimming pool. INSIDE: It feels good as long as you don't think about it.
OUTSIDE: For you birthday I bought you a goldfish from the pet store. INSIDE: I know aquariums can be a pain, so I left the goldfish at the pet store. You can visit any time. He's the one orange one.
OUTSIDE: A little health tip for your birthday. INSIDE: I heard a banana a day is a good way to help keep your colon clean. Turns out you're supposed to eat them.
