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Shane

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<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I was checking earlier to see what the "M" in MG stood for, I knew it was something Garages, found out it was Morris Garages. Anyways, the site that I was on someone mentioned that it really stands for "Many Gaskets."

Then some of the old favorites popped up, like:

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily - First (Fourth) On Race Day - Found On Road Dead

FIAT - Fix It Again Tomorrow

BMW - Big Money Waste - Break My Windows

DODGE - Drops Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

MOPAR - Most Often Passed At Races - Mostly Old Parts And Rust

I have one for SAAB, but I can't say it here... :devilgrin:

Anybody else have any favorites?
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<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I have since seen <span style="font-style: italic">"Many Grins"</span>

There was one about Pontiac, but I can't remember what it was...</span>
 
Shane said:
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I have since seen <span style="font-style: italic">"Many Grins"</span>

There was one about Pontiac, but I can't remember what it was...</span>


You don't want to go there shane!

BMW = Bring My Wallet, Buy My Wife

FIAT = Fix It Again Tony, also there's another one I can't repeat here.
 
Poor Old Nebraskan Thinks It's A Cadillac......that one? :smile:
 
FIAT Feeble Italian Attempt at Technology

Ford Forget Out Running Dale (Nascar reference)

MOPAR Move Over Pontiacs Are Racing

And yeah, I know the SAAB one too.
 
Pontiac: Poor Ol' Numbskull Thinks It's A Cadillac
Volvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Or Vo-vo (that's a Volvo with the "L" beat out of it)
AMC: All-Most a Car
Chevrolet: Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
 
TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
 
coldplugs said:
LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

Leaks Oil Tremendously Under Stress.
 
Chrysler - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

BMW - Bring More Wrenches
 
Welp, not an acronym but an old poem from the late 1950s.

Chevro-Lay, Chevro-Let,

Shove 'er home and let 'er sit
 
Silverghost said:
Poor Old Nebraskan Thinks It's A Cadillac......that one? :smile:

<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Yeah, that's it! I think we used "Nut" instead, but that was it...

Here's a couple more:

HONDA - Hold On, Not Done Accelerating

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive</span>
 
Not car related, however it is transportation related.


Delta = Don't Ever Leave The Airport, Doesn't Everyone Leave Through Atlanta

American Airlines - AA = Always Awful

Alitalia = A Little Italian [self censor] A Lotta Italian Attitude




Finally the venerable B-52 bomber was called the BUFF

BUFF = Big Ugly Fat Fellow
 
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