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Can I sue Budweiser ?

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Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"

"Cause I was wonderin', think I could sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've ended up with?"
 
OUCH! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
I think Budweiser should be sued for foisting lousey beer on the unsuspecting public. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pukeface.gif

Time to open up a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thirsty.gif
 
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I think Budweiser should be sued for foisting lousey beer on the unsuspecting public. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pukeface.gif

Time to open up a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thirsty.gif

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Might as well have gotten Foster's---Keoke--- /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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I think Budweiser should be sued for foisting lousey beer on the unsuspecting public. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pukeface.gif

Time to open up a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thirsty.gif

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Does that come with a better class of ugly woman? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif
 
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