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It was, said Dutch police, the most original excuse they had ever encountered for speeding. When they stopped a Dutch driver doing twice the permitted speed in a 35 MPH zone, he claimed that he had just washed his car and was trying to get it dry. "Actually," said the stolid Dutch police, "if you want to dry your car, it is very effective at the legal 35moh as well. Also, it is quite effective to leave it parked in the open."
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On line too, but its a subscription service...
https://comment.independent.co.uk/columnists_a_l/miles_kington/article1090899.ece
It was, said Dutch police, the most original excuse they had ever encountered for speeding. When they stopped a Dutch driver doing twice the permitted speed in a 35 MPH zone, he claimed that he had just washed his car and was trying to get it dry. "Actually," said the stolid Dutch police, "if you want to dry your car, it is very effective at the legal 35moh as well. Also, it is quite effective to leave it parked in the open."
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On line too, but its a subscription service...
https://comment.independent.co.uk/columnists_a_l/miles_kington/article1090899.ece