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Mickey Richaud

Mickey Richaud

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Seen any good ones lately? (Clean, of course!)

Here are a few:

Just say "No" to negativity

In case of the Rapture, can I have your car?

Very funny, Scotty - now beam me down my clothes!
 
'Nother one:

10% is good enough for the Church; should be good enough for the government
 
How about this one Mickey,

Jesus Saves!! (Not if he's on my salary.) /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devilgrin.gif

Stuart. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cheers.gif
 
AMEN, Stuart!
 
I saw this one on an XKE "Coupes are for chickens"
 
I saw one this morning... "Love the Beach"... /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif
 
eejay56 said:
I saw this one on an XKE "Coupes are for chickens"
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Chicken coupes only have two doors! Why? if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans!
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"Parts falling off of this car are of the highest British Leyland Quality"
 
"Tea Dumping Pollutes", & "Paul Revere was a Snitch".
Courtesy of British Leyland dealers,circa 1975.

- Doug
 
How about the 50-50-90 rule.
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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A popular bumper sticker on "local's" car at many New Jersey Shore communties (aimed at out-of-state, summer tourists, of course)

<span style='font-size: 14pt'> <u>Welcome To New Jersey!</u></span>

<span style='font-size: 14pt'> <u>Now Go Home!</u></span>
 
aeronca65t said:
A popular bumper sticker on "local's" car at many New Jersey Shore communties (aimed at out-of-state, summer tourists, of course)

<span style='font-size: 14pt'> <u>Welcome To New Jersey!</u></span>

<span style='font-size: 14pt'> <u>Now Go Home!</u></span>
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Nial.

I like that one will have have some made up. Living in a private beach community with a beach club; the outsiders come in during the summer, pay a fortune for their dues and think they own the place.

Pat
 
'Nother one:

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't
 
Nial,

That's like the Oregon "welcome" sign
that used to say:

"Welome to Oregon - Please Enjoy Your VISIT".
Someone underlined "VISIT" with a spray can.

- Doug
 
Haha. Yeah, I understand both sides of the summer-vistor deal.
We have a summer house on a lake, but I'm there so much, I'm a "regular".

Mickey's counting thing reminded me of the nerdy, engineering poster I have on my bulletin board right now:

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>There are 10 types of people. </span>
<span style='font-size: 14pt'>Those who understand binary, and those who don't. </span>
 
My favorite this week was hastily painted on a large sign in someone's front yard but it could easily be a bumper sticker.

It read <span style='font-size: 12pt'>"Impeach Them All".
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Sums up most political discussions around here these days, and is nice and non-partisan.



Re tourists - Don't get me started.
 
"It's tourist season!
Do you have your hunting permit?" /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
 
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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(Seen Upside Down On ! A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints
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WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE
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EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
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I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
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THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
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I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
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HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
 
Seen on the back of a t-shirt worn by a Harley rider: "If you can read this, the B---h fell off!"
 
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