British ads [listed in pounds]

[Deleted member 8987]

These are classified ads,
which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.




**** And the WINNER is... ****


FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows everything!




Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.
Billy Connolly -



"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
how come they can't have a headache and
sex at the same time?"

 

[JPSmit]

Nice!

I did actually see a sign in front of a house that read

FREE PUPPIES

Mother: American Kennel Club Registered Member
Father: Comes from a good neighborhood

 

[BabaKahawa]

For sale—an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

..

Dog for sale—eats anything and is fond of children.