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[FONT="]A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. [/FONT] [FONT="]'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'
St. Peter asked.
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , [/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the xxx out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'[/FONT]
St. Peter asked.
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , [/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the xxx out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'[/FONT]