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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"


"Well", he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person then ask them to empty the tub."


"Oh, I understand" I said, "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the teacup or spoon."


"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near a window?"
 
Mike - that is hysterical! Thanks for posting.

(Now looking for a teacup ...)
 
Haha!
 
On reading to the second line I screamed at the monitor: "PULL TH' durn'd PLUG!!"


...which bed choices do I get?
 
The one that comes with a huggie jacket and rubber walls?:p
 
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