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So, I'm sittin' here readin' bout the Seabees and thinking about donating my boat to them when I here shouting. I walk out back in my underwear to find some out-of-breath guy walking towards the front. I walk outdside and he states he has a fugitive running from him, says he's a bounty hunter chasing my neighbor... My neighbor is the reason I posted a few weeks ago bout livin up north. Dipshizzle came in my yard and ttok some "lighter knot" from a wooded area b/w us on my side. He came on my side to see about fixing the fence and "figured I wouldn't be upset if he took the wood." Keep in mind, I've never met this assclown before in my life. My real neighbor died and his daughter moved in with her boyfriend; yonder assclown.

I politely explained I don't like people coming in my yard, taking my stuff....especially if I've never met them before. I would have prefereed to have drawn down upon him, however; looks like his girlfriend will be living there from now on and I'm gonna have to have him living next to me.

Hopefully he'll be braiding corn rows by mornin'. :wink:
 
Oh, BTW, took the gate down b/w us to cut down on unwelcome visits.


Bet he shipped his pants when he discovered his flight path had been blocked...
 
Knock knock knock yet upon my door and behold, it is yonder assclown who knocketh. Long story short, he turns himself in to me (like I got anything to do with it).

So, he wants to come in and take a shower, a ride to his mom's and then jail.

Well.....it aint happenin'.

I call the preacher to tell him I'm gonna let this guy in the church so he can call the sherrif and get picked up. Preacher says he'll come get him and drop him off.

By now he's all tucked in to his new cell and braidin' them corn rows we talked about earlier.
 
You get all the fun, Billy. :smile:
 
Billy, your life is far more "interesting" than mine, and I'm happy to keep it that way. I thought it was bad when the neighbor's dog pooped on my lawn.:chuncky:
 
Carla and I got awakened one night just after midnight with LOUD pounding on our door. Carla put on a robe and went to the front door but no one was there. She opened the door and a bright flashlight beam hit her in the eyes from behind a big tree in the front yard...Sheriff's deputy. Long story short, we were SURROUNDED by deputies and the Kentucky State Police !! Some unknown person had reported that I was (can't remember his name) the most wanted man in Kentucky. Only took about 5 minutes to prove the mistake. Interesting night :smile:
 
Keith_M said:
Billy, your life is far more "interesting" than mine, and I'm happy to keep it that way.
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Guys, I don't know what it is. If there is crazy within 100 miles of me it'll find me....sitting in my livingroom..... in my underwear....

Ya can take as much of my "fun" as y'all want. The best stories I can't post.
 
You guys have all the fun.
 
GaryBeu said:
Carla and I got awakened one night just after midnight with LOUD pounding on our door. Carla put on a robe and went to the front door but no one was there. She opened the door and a bright flashlight beam hit her in the eyes from behind a big tree in the front yard...Sheriff's deputy. Long story short, we were SURROUNDED by deputies and the Kentucky State Police !! Some unknown person had reported that I was (can't remember his name) the most wanted man in Kentucky. Only took about 5 minutes to prove the mistake. Interesting night :smile:
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and yes, mine was daylight, federal parks rangers, hands on guns.... And that's all I'm gonna say about that.
 
Sounds interesting JP :smile:
 
GaryBeu said:
Sounds interesting JP :smile:
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:whistle:

Case of mistaken identity - someone using my name as an alias. Did however appreciate? it when officer says "since you've been cooperative I won't handcuff you."
 
JPSmit said:
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Case of mistaken identity - someone using my name as an alias. Did however appreciate? it when officer says "since you've been cooperative I won't handcuff you."
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To which I would have just had to respond, "I would think being innocent and not the person you believed I was would be reason enough......"
 
I had a cop pull a gun on me......for doing 80 MPH on a motorcycle.

"Why you got a gun on me????"

"YOU WERE SPEEDING !!!!!"


"So you're gonna shoot me ?!?!?!?!?!"


I can't stand cops who abuse their position. :rolleyes:
 
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