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Boudreaux was turning 78 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Boudreaux nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dem t'ird day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"Mais no, Doc, it wuz from all dat dang skippin!"
The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Boudreaux nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dem t'ird day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"Mais no, Doc, it wuz from all dat dang skippin!"