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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, hired herself out as a handyman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much do you charge?"
The blonde said, how about 50 dollars? The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she might need were in the garage. The mans wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?
The man replied, she should. She was standing on the porch.
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "Your finished already?" he asked. "Yes the blonde answered, and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the 50 dollars. " And by the way," the blonde added, " That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much do you charge?"
The blonde said, how about 50 dollars? The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she might need were in the garage. The mans wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?
The man replied, she should. She was standing on the porch.
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "Your finished already?" he asked. "Yes the blonde answered, and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the 50 dollars. " And by the way," the blonde added, " That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."