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CDK
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Since there hasn't been any jokes for a couple of days.
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports Car
for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for
some I.D. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in
vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police
officer Tell her "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde
driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens
it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to The
blonde cop. After a few seconds looking into the compact the blonde cop
rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver
And says, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I first
pulled You over we could have avoided this whole thing."
CDK
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports Car
for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for
some I.D. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in
vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police
officer Tell her "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde
driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens
it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to The
blonde cop. After a few seconds looking into the compact the blonde cop
rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver
And says, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I first
pulled You over we could have avoided this whole thing."
CDK
