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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral
print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
small - what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are
for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not
need curtains!"
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*
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral
print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
small - what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are
for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not
need curtains!"
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*
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"