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A woman's car breaks down on the highway, so she eases over on to the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the hood.
Out of the back seat jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle. They stand facing on-coming traffic, open their coats and expose themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, a traffic tie-up occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams the cop.
"These are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde.
Out of the back seat jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle. They stand facing on-coming traffic, open their coats and expose themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, a traffic tie-up occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams the cop.
"These are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde.
