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Blonde Christmas Joke

Mickey Richaud

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We couldn't get past Christmas without a blonde joke, could we?

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She goes to the desk and says, "I'd like 50 Christmas stamps, please."

The agent says, "What denomination?"

And the blonde says, "Gosh, has it come to this? OK, I'll take 10 Catholic, 5 Presbyterian, Lutheran, Methodist and Episcopal, and 20 Baptist."
 
Thanks Mickey, I haven't heard a good blonde joke in awhile.
 
I did, as it seemed out of character for a "Blonde" Joke /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Mike
 
Here in Britain she could get the people she didn't much like some very nice second class Christmas stamps.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cryin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif

and her good friends could have a first class Christmas.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yesnod.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
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