Beer

[90 XJ-S]

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I noticed her spending $65.00 on makeup, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her?

She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.


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Mike

 

[Nunyas]

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[JamesWilson]

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I don't think she's coming back.

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I reckon that frees up $1235 from her budget for more beer....

With that much beer you should be able to find a really beautiful woman, practically anywhere..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif

 

[zblu]

beer goggles make 'em all look beautiful!

 

[Baz]

I emailed that to my wife, was that a bad move?

 

[Nunyas]

I guess you'll find out when you get home and the locks have been changed... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

 

[Baz]

She smirkingly reminded me that it was HER that was drunk when we met.
I guess I deserved that.

 

[Nunyas]

lol