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Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done. But you now have no more wishes.
Me: But you said you would grant me three!
Genie: So sue me.
Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done. But you now have no more wishes.
Me: But you said you would grant me three!
Genie: So sue me.