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Bad Dog Stories................

TR6BILL

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Last Friday, a mailman that I have known for a long time was attacked while delivering mail on the same route he has covered for the last ten years. Four Boxers escaped from a fenced yard on his route and viciously attacked him, all at once. Had him on the ground, shredded his ear, chewed up his arm and side and took a chunk out of his buttock. Several passersby came to his rescue, beating the dogs with broom handles and belt buckles, finally drove them back into their yard. The poor fella spent two days in the hospital being put back together, as best they could. The two Pit Bulls in the yard, for some reason, did not get in on the mauling.

What is it with these people that own vicious animals? They should euthanize all six of the animals, and their owner. The guy lives in a rundown trailer home, with no assets and barely a job. What relief is there for my friend the mailman?

On another street in the same neighborhood, another friend of mine enacted revenge on two Pit Bulls. His neighbor owns the dogs and they are a menace to the neighborhood, and they have been warned. Well, when the two Pits decided to invade my friend's yard and attack his pet rabbits that belonged to his special needs grown daughter, my friend went into a rage, grabbed a cane knife (a very, very large machete) and <span style="font-weight: bold">decapitated</span> both dogs. No need to euthanize anything. The police filed no charges against him.
 
Bill said:
On another street in the same neighborhood, another friend of mine enacted revenge on two Pit Bulls. His neighbor owns the dogs and they are a menace to the neighborhood, and they have been warned. Well, when the two Pits decided to invade my friend's yard and attack his pet rabbits that belonged to his special needs grown daughter, my friend went into a rage, grabbed a cane knife (a very, very large machete) and decapitated both dogs. No need to euthanize anything. The police filed no charges against him. [/qote]

"Sometimes you're th' windshield, sometimes you're th' bug."

Good fer that guy. A cane knife is a great thing to keep at bedside... along with shorter blades and a short-barrel GUN!

Really sorry about the mailman.

Screw this PC stuff. ~"Protect Yourself!"~

...that's a song I once heard.

Really.
 
Hey Bill, how 'bout takin' up donations in the office or havin' one of them fundraisers? A draw down or sumthin'? Talk to a local church and see if they'll help.

Yew can poor allota beer out them thar dogs sun!!!!
 
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