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This system will of course not work if you are hooked up to a septic tank and not directly to the sewer. And there will of course be times when information flowing out will be going faster than information coming in. And do not under any circumstances jiggle the handle.

-Wm.
 
If I install it, will I still be able to use the toilet to talk to Hughie and Ralph after having one beer too many?
 
You'll have to IM them now instead of using the big white telephone. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/thumbsup.gif
 
Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.




I dont think I want to be one of thier Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers

NOPE NO THANKS.
 
lol
 
And if want to re-jig your e-mail delivery, check this out /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
 
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