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1. An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and
buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue
you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home."

"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way
that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one
of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's
cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that
right away!"

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about
her encounter with the cop.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. Anything else?"

"I'm not sure, something about the emergency brake..."

2. Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand
up a horse's a**?

A: A mechanic!
 
Amish Drive by:

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You know why the Amish don't kiss on the first date?

It could lead to dancing :jester:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Amish 'Honour System' Computer Virus


You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity or computers, you are on the honour system. Please delete all of your files.

Thank thee.
 
Basil said:
Amish Drive by:

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they have guns?

They sure showed the world what they're made of after that school shooting.
 
And then there is the loose Amish woman... she had two Mennonite :devilgrin:
 
Gliderman8 said:
And then there is the loose Amish woman... she had two Mennonite :devilgrin:
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She had a sister who prefered men of oriental decent.....yes, she was a Wonton woman.
 
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