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An odd dream.

Morris

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Had a weird dream the other night in which I discovered that my wife had another husband. Apparently she could not decide between us, so she married us both.

Needless to say, I was pretty unhappy with the situation in this dream, but I felt like I had to go along to get along in order to keep my wife happy. That was until husband 2 asked to use the Midget. I totally lost it. I lurched toward him with the intention of beating him to a bloody pulp. At that moment I awoke with a jerk.

I was pretty disappointed to discover that I am willing to share my wife but not my car. Sometimes it's better we don't know certain things about ourselves.

morris
 
Deep, Morris, deep...& your address is......? Just kidding!
 
and i wouldnt share that one with your wife.


mark
 
This other husband.... is he hard on cars?
 
Sounds perfectly normal and rational to me, Morris.
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and i wouldnt share that one with your wife.


mark

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I am afraid my wife knows me better than I do.

morris
 
"At that moment I awoke with a jerk".
Just who are you calling a jerk?
 
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