Alabama Walmarts Sell Out Of Guns And Ammo

[kyreb1862]

Alabama Wal-Mart store managers said today that emergency backorders of guns and
ammo should arrive tomorrow.

Patrons were lining up to be sure and get their guns and ammo. One shopper named
Jethro yelled to our on the scene reporter that "Them darn Russians might
have invaded Georgia but Alabama was not going down without a fight."

 

[PAUL161]

<span style="font-size: 14pt">????</span>

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[Mickey Richaud]

Georgia, as in former Soviet Republic of.

Alabama, as in "Roll Tide!"

 

[angelfj1]

Ut oh! I think I hear banjo music!

 

[Basil]

I love Alabama - go there often on business. It's really where our space program was born.

 

[terriphill]

and I hear they also just ordered 1000 septic tanks...
as soon as they learn to drive em, they're gonna go after those Russians.....

 

[mailbox]

I thought this was the humor forum. Aint heered nutin funny about them thar Ruskies invadin Georger. Weel get us sum-o-dem thar septic tanks and open upa canna whoop--- on them Ruskies.

 

[JamesWilson]

Rushin' into Georgia? Why?