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Healeysince59
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Adam was getting used to his surroundings when God showed up
God: "Hows it going?"
Adam: "Love it here. Little lonesome though"
God: "I can provide some companionship"
Adam: "What do you have in mind?"
God: " How does this sound? A beautiful person of the opposite gender to serve your every need. Provide and maintain your household, bear and raise your children, always pleasant, supportive and agreeable, tremendous personality and sense of humour, etc....."
Adam: "Sounds great, what's this going to cost me?"
God: " An arm and a leg"
Adam: "Pretty pricey. What can I get for a rib?"
God: "Hows it going?"
Adam: "Love it here. Little lonesome though"
God: "I can provide some companionship"
Adam: "What do you have in mind?"
God: " How does this sound? A beautiful person of the opposite gender to serve your every need. Provide and maintain your household, bear and raise your children, always pleasant, supportive and agreeable, tremendous personality and sense of humour, etc....."
Adam: "Sounds great, what's this going to cost me?"
God: " An arm and a leg"
Adam: "Pretty pricey. What can I get for a rib?"
