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Ed Wynne

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A man goes to the doctor with an extreme case of flatulence.
"Doctor, its so bad I am concerned for my job. Its not just the odor, but the sound is unusual, and offensive."

"Oh, I'm sure its not that bad." said the Dr.

"Oh yes, it smells horrible and the noise sounds like Honda, Honda, Honda, and since I work for GM, this is a problem"

"Well, I know what your problem is... You drink too much"

"Now wait a minute!" the patient replied, "I'm not an alcoholic. All I drink is a little after dinner liqueur."

"Exactly!" replied the Doctor. "You should stop drinking that green sticky junk."

"But, Why would that matter?"

"Well", the doctor answered, ...." everyone knows that Absinthe makes the F@rts go Honda"


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[ 12-22-2003: Message edited by: aerog ]</p>
 
While were on the subject, a woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor, I have a small problem", she says. "I have a real bad case of, well, flatulence. I am constantly passing gas. But the wierd thing is it makes no sound and has no odor. What do you think." The doctor give the woman a full exam then gives her some pills. " Take these pills once a day for 2 weeks, then come back and see me." 2 weeks later, the woman arrives at the doctor's office and is in a bad mood. " What kind of pills did you give me" she complained. "It didn't help one bit with my passing gas and they still don't make any noise, but now they stink. I mean it's the awfulest smelling stuff i've ever smelled. What do you think?" The doctor examine's her again. " Why, this is wonderful news" he said. Looking bewildered, she ask why such wonderful news? " We've cleared up your sinus trouble" the doc says. "We can work on your hearing next."
 
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, etc, etc, etc......how'd you do that?
 
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