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In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined.
The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens-he declares that he has been saved by divine intervention.
A lawyer is put on the block and again the rope doesn't release the blade. He claims that he can't be executed twice for the same crime and is set free.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, while doing that, he looks up and says, "<span style="font-size: 11pt">Wait a minute</span>,<span style="font-size: 11pt"> I see your problem"</span>. Gotta love those engineers, they always know how to fix things.
The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens-he declares that he has been saved by divine intervention.
A lawyer is put on the block and again the rope doesn't release the blade. He claims that he can't be executed twice for the same crime and is set free.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, while doing that, he looks up and says, "<span style="font-size: 11pt">Wait a minute</span>,<span style="font-size: 11pt"> I see your problem"</span>. Gotta love those engineers, they always know how to fix things.
