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kyreb1862
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A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy right up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you
cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband with the
pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. That's different. You
didn't tell me you had a prescription."
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you
cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband with the
pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. That's different. You
didn't tell me you had a prescription."